this is a view of a giraffe I did not think I’d ever see
my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time
and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”
and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”
like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college
my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
Gabrielle Zevin, The Storied Life of A. J. Fikry
"I’ll meet you at 9pm. I’ll be driving the red minivan."
Seriously the best scene. I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.